tai-kwon-joe:

Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”

imperialdalek:

sobbingmathematically:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world of 

averdeen:

roses are red

violets are blue

stop caLLING CATCHING FIRE

THE HUNGER GAMES 2

cfugitt:

So wow. Jesus kids are fucking monsters. I recall stuff like this happening when I was a teenager as well, but damn man. This is just horrible.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT

YEAH YOU LITTLE FUCKS. CAPTAIN AMERICA THINKS YOU SUCK.

destielsextape:

xmens:

#maybe he’s born with it #maybe he’s adopted

 #L’Oreal: because your dad doesn’t think you’re worth it

#THE WAY HE GETS UP AND LOOKS AROUND LIKE HE MISSED ANOTHER 70 YEARS OF HIS LIFE

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

Break-Up Lines

blackbruise:

‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’