French artist Xoil has a characteristic tattooing style that looks like he has stamped, stenciled, or drawn directly with a felt-tip pen on his clients’ bodies.
i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey
so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

a colonial porno called “the pounding fathers”
HOLY SHIT IM CRYING
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
i always wondered why kili was way better at looking angry in promo pictures than fili
a close up:
no, that is not camera flash reflecting off his retinas…..THAT IS THE DEVIL INSIDE
so the gif of zayn giving harry a kiss froze and now it looks like he’s bout to snap his neck
“vas happenin motherfucker!”