vulturecreep:

“I’m so fat!” I scream as I shove a brownie, pizza, my neighbors cat, two oak trees, a small country into my mouth

thecalmwasdeceptive:

survivor-trek:

geekboots:

to meekly go where other people have already been

shy trek

into darkness (but with a night light)

puckquinn:

OH YEAH [screams in your ear] WHO’S READY FOR GAME OF THRONES [starts breakdancing] I’M SO FUCKING PUMPED [leaps off the roof] LET’S DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [slaps you across the face]

stewardssons:

Why Girls Like Eomer: by me

Dedicated to James because that asshole got me addicted to Supernatural

PUPPY

that’s izzy she’s a tank

this is niles he’s my bbu

look what i got today!!!

maybe now that i have them in print i’ll actually read them

oh yeah I got my hair cut today \m/

me hanging wif da avengers

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so it turns out the night vision effect on my web cam is really fucking creepy

i feel like shit jfc

it’s late and i feel kind of cute okay (Taken with Instagram)

so i got this glowing ice cube thing from disney world in one of my drinks

it looks like a mini tesseract